In Orlando, Florida some hipster dufuses decided to protest Paul Ryan’s budget by dressing up as zombies. I should point out that they’re protesting their idea of the Paul Ryan budget because it’s obvious none of these useful idiots know anything about the details. However, they do have a catchy motto: “Don’t work us until we die.” Another way to put this is: “We want to live off of the hard work of others because we’re losers.”
The zombies aren’t upset that the nation is going bankrupt or that they’re getting the shaft in the entitlement ponzi scheme. They believe it’s a human right to retire. It’s not the responsibility of the government to provide a permanent vacation for people who don’t want to work. If we could only convince these lazy zombies to work as much as they protest.
What’s great though is that a handful of uninformed citizens dressed up as zombies got their message on TV. One question I’ve always had about zombies, why they crave brains, has been answered thanks to this publicity stunt. It’s obvious that brains are in short supply for these zombies.
